Unanswered questions about Benghazi:
1. When there’s air
pollution in the city, does the weatherman say “Benghazi today, but clear
tomorrow”?
2. Wasn’t the
original name of the place “Bengay,” later changed so as not to offend Muslim
conservatives?
3. Rumor has it that
there was a 1950s comedian named Jack Benghazi with a sidekick named
Rochester. Is this true?
4. Did Neil Diamond
ever do a concert in Benghazi? If so,
did he sing “Sweet Caroline”?
5. What’s the best
deep dish pizza in Benghazi?
If you have information about any of these matters, please
send them to your local Republican Party officials and/or Fox News.